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Children's Opinions on Love Matters
"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too!"
by Greg - age 8
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Question: What is the proper age to get married?
"Eighty four! Because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom!"
by Judy - age 8
"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to
find me a wife!"
by Tom - age 5
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Question: What do most people do on a date?
"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date!"
by Mike - age 10
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Question: When is it OK to kiss someone?
"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough money to buy her a big ring and a VCR, because she'll want to have videos of the wedding!"
by Jim - age 10
"Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours!"
by Kally - age 9
"If it's your mother, you can kiss her anytime. But if it's a new person, you have to ask permission!"
by Roger - age 6
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